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Being at Dave's house was... Pretty cool when you thought about it.

Actually... You might have to rephrase that... It's awesome!

You watched as he sat down next to you on a large sofa, after flicking off a few puppets that were in his way. 

He was holding something. He seemed to be  pretty happy with whatever it was because there was a rare smile across his face.

"Hey, guess what? Apple juice. Is this fucking Christmas or what?"

You smiled at his over used catchphrase as you took a bottle, muttering a thanks. You didn't want to look too happy. It might make you look... Uncool.

Dave  half watched you as you opened it. What? Was this apple juice that good.

Just as you were taking a swig, it dawned on you. He must have...

"PPPHHHHTTTHHHHFFFFPPPPHHHHTTTHHH!!!!!! DAVE! THAT IS DISGUSTING! DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST PISS IN THAT BOTTLE?"

He smirked as he looked at you from under his shades.

"No, don't worry. But I did put a little bit of this in it, to make it taste like piss." Dave held up a bottle of expired apple juice.

His smug look was almost taunting. "John would be proud."

"What?" Your face dropped. "What happens to expired apple juice? I could get really sick!"

"No don't worry! It's only been about a week and anyway, it just turns into this gross tasting, alchololy-ish drink. Just don't drink too much of it."

"Urgh... It's still disgusting..." You made sour faces.

"Here." Dave leant forward, taking your hand in his. 

A large blush spread across your face and your eyes opened wide as he leant in, pushing you up against the back of the sofa.

Your lips sealed together.

Then just like that, it was over.

You blinked in surprise as you looked back at Dave. It was like nothing ever happened. He was back to sipping his apple juice, with no expression on his face.

"Better?" He was still wearing his shades. His emotions were hidden. The shocked expression and blush still covered your face.

"Uh..." You didn't know what to say.

He lifted his head to look at you. "Too forward?" You saw a raised eyebrow beneath his shades.

"I... Um..." You wanted to smile... But to tell the truth... You were holding it back.

You were scared that if you smiled you would end up having a giant, cheesy, lunatic, grin on your face.

So instead you had a half-giant, half-cheesy, but still lunatic, half-grin on your face.

"That's ok. I know we only just started dating." Dave held your hand again. Squeezing it slightly.

You couldn't hold it in any longer. The smile crept onto your face as soon as he said the word dating.

So it wasn't a dream... Dave really did ask you out! And you really did say yes!

All this time... You were thinking that the time when Dave woke you up last night by throwing pebbles at your window to ask you out was a dream... But... You two really were going out...

"No!" Your sudden outburst surprised both Dave, and yourself. 

"I don't mind at all! I... I actually... Really liked it!"

Dave smirked.

"But... I'm not sure if I'm better just yet..." You smiled mischievously.

"Oh really?" Dave raised his eyebrows as he looked at you.

Before you could do anything about it, Dave had pulled you over so your head was on his lap, and he took his shades off.

You had to stop to admire his eyes. They were a beautiful crimson, clear and looking into yours. You wished you got to see them more often.

And for once, you could see what he was feeling.

He had a wide smile on his face and his eyes glistened like stars... He was happy.

You couldn't help being happy just like him. 

He leant in, ready to kiss you.

"Heh..." 

A single sound set Dave off. He pulled you up. 

"BRO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FUCK OFF!"

You watched with blush completely covering your face as Dave's Bro moved from his leaning position on the wall with Lil' Cal sitting on his shoulder to quickly jumping out the door. Only saying a few words as he left.

"There's condoms in the cupboard under the sink!"

"BRO! NO! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY THERE?"

You smiled to yourself. 

Since you were too busy daydreaming about Dave, you didn't notice him exchange a wink and a fist bump with his bro. 

If only you knew.
Please don't kill me for the clichès! Like throwing pebbles at the girls window and stuff like that...
Also... I don't think this needed a warning for the, foul language or the references to condoms... It wasn't really that bad. But if you think it needs a warning, just tell me. 
I did this as a half-gift-half-request for my friend - :iconjesspotatomeow: who's crazy about Dave. 
If you think you would like to see me do another Homestuck x reader then tell me! And tell me who you think I should do next!
Dave and Dirk belong to Hussie.
And technically, the character that represents you I made up so... You're all mine! X3
Feel free to share my art but please give me credit!
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:iconiceandlion121:
IceandLion121 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 25, 2016  Student Artist
((I'm probably the only tsundere so this is what's going on in my mind why I'm smiling))
Me: *thinking of the shippers death if they ship me* hehe
Dave: *bro fist with Dirk* 
Dirk: *winks at Dave, then leaves*
Me: *holding magic newspaper of pain close because of * cough dirk and nepeta  cough* hehe.
Dave: Video games?
Me: Yup, I'MA KICK YOUR ASS IN AGAR.IO AND TOWN OF SALEM
Dirk: *watching us play it* I'm proud of that lil man. 



:3 That's what happens for me. I'MA KICK HIS ASS NOW! *grabs computer* I'MA BEAT ALL THE GAMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I BELIEVE IN YOUR VIDEO GAME POWER
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SadisticYandere101 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015  New Deviant
Poor little reader...
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
poor poor thing
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SadisticYandere101 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016  New Deviant
Hehe
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:iconnaruko885:
naruko885 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Student General Artist
If only little Reader knew.....
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
heheheheh
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:iconkoalalover48:
koalalover48 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2015
Welp....It get's the kitteh of approval that's for sure.....:3



(btw, if someone woke me in the middle of the night I would throw the nearest object at them and say 'F*CK OFF, I'M SLEEEEEEEEPING!' X3)
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RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pretty much exactly what I would do
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greenglittergirl Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015
Laugh LOL XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD bootiful
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RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh why thank you :iconuguplz:
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:iconnotfreakinsimple:
NotFreakinSimple Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015  Professional Writer
I COULDN"T FINISH IT I WAS SQUEALING TOO HARD
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:iconmtmira:
MTMira Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Btw icon :3 luvs
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:iconmtmira:
MTMira Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
OMG SAME!
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lalala00123 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
I died it's too cutesy.
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aww thank youu :iconuguplz:
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:iconveryfamousanimegirl:
Veryfamousanimegirl Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015   Photographer
I lov it squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank yoou :iconloveloveplz:
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Angelicam18 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If someone ever dare interrupt my sleep and kept throwing rocks at my window,I wouldn't care who it was I would throw my lamp at them. XD (that's how I act when I'm really sleepy and when I wake up the next morning I don't remember anything)XXD
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ToasterStroodleItami Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think I'll write a story like that ahaha
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's probABLY WHAT I WOULD DO TOO HA
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genericJellybean Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015
This was beautiful
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you :iconcraiplz:
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KakuPastel123 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Dirk.
DIRK.
I WILL KILL YOU.
BY...
UM...
DOING AN INTIMIDATING THING.
My mind: 'Wow.. so sad...'
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dashiepotter122 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015
I will suffocate him with the condoms that are in the cupboard under the sink. O3O
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I GIVE YOU ABSOLUTE PERMISSION TO DO SO
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GoldyAndTheWarriors Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wait what
DAVE
DAVE
WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING SAMMIT 
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Who knows :iconuguplz:
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Panicattheinternet Featured By Owner May 10, 2015
Dave wtf
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RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpervydaveplz:
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
"If only you knew" THAT SEXY JERK PLANED IT.
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HOW DARE HE
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
INDEED!
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ferriluver101 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpervydaveplz:
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ferriluver101 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
XD davvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeey
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booxlacy Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWW That was so like me, wondering if things are really a dream because I woke up in the middle of the night. Great job, here, have a gold starStar Gold Star Gold Star Gold Star Gold Star Gold 
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RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THANK YOU SO MUCH :iconexcitedblushplz:
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booxlacy Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No prob ^.^
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TulipXPyrope Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
"If only you knew."
#never forget
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Never ever
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Kuta-AlphaWolf Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That was sooooo cute omg!! !!!!
!!!!!
The end XDD
You are so good at writing x0x
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RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so muuuch! 8D
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XxxGoAwayNowxxX Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh no! *flails hands sarcastically* it's the attack of the sink condoms!
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AAGHHH. THEY JUST KEEP COMING. FROM EVERYWHERE.
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KAYEmonkey12 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
yessss
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RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
eeeeeey
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DoctorWHOligan Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm doomed and I'm liking it
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:iconrandomobsessedperson:
RandomObsessedPerson Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Everyone loves it 8D
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DoctorWHOligan Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
We're all pervs here Perv plz Pervy Blossom 
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